was watching my cousin vinny and my favorite part's where the girl totally blew the guy away d:
jim trotter iii:now, uh, miss vito, being an expert on general motor knowledge, can you tell me what would be the correct ignition timing on a 1955 bel air chevrolet with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four barrel carburetor?
mona lisa vito: that's a bullshit question
jim trotter iii: does that mean that you can't answer it?
mona lisa vito: it's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer.
jim trotter iii: impossible because you don't know the answer!
mona lisa vito: nobody could answer that question.
jim trotter iii: your honor, i move to disqualify miss vito as an expert witness.
judge chamberlain haller: can you answer the question.
mona lisa vito: no, it is a trick question.
judge chamberlain haller: why is it a trick question?
mona lisa vito: cuz chevy didn't make a 327 in 55, the 327 didn't come out til '62. and it wasn't offered in the bel air with the four barrel carb til '64. however, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top dead center.
omg that's hot d:
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